The Mideast Beast, a news humor site along the lines of the Duffel Blog and The Onion, had an article with quite a modest proposal for dealing with the ongoing rocket attacks against Israel's southern communities from Gaza:
The Mideast Beast: Israel to Place Gorillas Near Gaza; Hopes Int’l Community Will Care About Rocket Attacks. Go read the whole article and enjoy with a rueful smile.
While it's a cunning plan as proposed, unfortunately it won't work as outlined in the article.
Instead, The UN would immediately condemn Israel for daring to endanger such an endangered species by exposing them to Hamas rocket fire. Simultaneously, the State Department and the Leftists would quickly castigate Israel for escalating the situation by engaging in Gorilla Warfare.
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