Thursday, June 04, 2020

Governor Half-Whit: Let Them Google How To Cut Hair

After allowing dentists to reopen for normal practice, and dog groomers as well, Gov Whitmer continues her ban on allowing barbers and salons to reopen, even for one customer at a time - even as other states have opened hair salons to no issues.

I halfway suspect this is because Karl Manke's continued defiance of the arbitrary and capricious order has led her to double-down on punishing hair stylists, as such defiance to the Governor's arbitrary orders cannot be tolerated by her.

My bet is the ban on hair salons continues until she has the satisfaction of seeing Karl Manke jailed and financially destroyed for his crime of maiestas against her rule.

Verily, since the Governor tolerates large protests of people congregating in the streets cheek by jowl without masks, how the heck can she continue to justify the ban on a barber cutting the hair of one person at a time?

So in response to complaints on her continued ban, she had her Marie Antoinette moment - if the people want a haircut, "Google how to do a haircut or throw your hair in a ponytail or curl it".

She then did the standard non-apology apology:

The Detroit News: Whitmer apologizes to stylists, barbers for suggesting people could "Google" how to cut hair

So if my comment offended anyone, I apologize for that,” she said

Yep, she's not apologizing she said it, nor for her dictatorial rule and unjustifiable continued closure, just that some people had the temerity to be "offended" by her remark.

Gov Half-Whit has learned nothing and forgotten nothing.

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