Apparently, vans are just running amok in Michigan these days.
Just look at these two headlines from the Detroit News today:
Man, 61, struck by van, killed crossing road in Macomb Twp.
and
Van strikes train in Michigan's Thumb
It's amazing how these inanimate objects go off and hit people of their own accord. Taking on a train was certainly a case of punching up - and to no one's surprise, that didn't work out well for the van at all.
Clearly, we need van control as these inanimate objects are clearly at fault.
Oh wait, it turns out there actually were people driving each of these vans in these incidents, but it takes getting a few paragraphs in before you find that out in the stories.
3 comments:
News from the future. When our betters mandate self-driving vehicles, these headline will be true.
Not only that but Van Aerial disease is a leading cause of divorce.
Vans should be banned!!! :-)
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