Tuesday, December 29, 2015

No, You Can't Start Fires In A Crowded Theater

The Detroit Free Press: Man charged with starting fires in theater

Our stupid criminal of the day, Nicholas Glenn Chelar, managed to get himself charged with two well-deserved felonies for yes, setting fires in a crowded theater. The Freep fails to state what the movie was but in any case, the Stupid is extremely strong with that one.

You should also note that this is one of the few times that you can shout "Fire" in a crowded theater without any penalty.

No comments: