Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Stupid Criminal Of The Day Asks Police For Directions While Driving Drunk

It really does make law enforcement officers' lives easier when impaired individuals decide to approach them for directions.

The Detroit Free Press: Intoxicated W. Bloomfield man arrested at Selfridge gate

In addition to being drunk while operating a vehicle to the point of blowing .15, Marcus Eugene Russell-Taylor was also found to have methamphetamine, cocaine and marijuana in his possession after he stopped at Selfridge ANGB and asked the Security Police manning the gate for directions.

Unsurprisingly, he's a slow learner, with a prior DUI conviction.

Stopping to ask police for directions while drunk and in possession of no less than three illegal substances at the same time earns him today's Stupid Criminal award.

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