Monday, November 17, 2014

His Time Was Up

In the Detroit News, the latest reported murder victim in the Detroit area had quite an unusual name:

Rolex Dior Johnson

Looking at him, they could immediately tell the time of death because he stopped at 2 am.


Murphy's Law said...

His mother, Champagne Ripple Carter, was too distraught to comment, but his aunt, Tiara Caviar Smith, stated that he was a good boy who was just getting ready to turn his life around.
"I mean, he was gonna get a job and go to school and start paying support for his kids and everything," she said.

ProudHillbilly said...

Oh, OW!

Aaron said...

Murph: I heard his brother Timex Gucci was also at the scene, but he took a lickin' and kept right on tickin'.