The official portrait of King Charles III has been unvelied.
It's certainly something. For an official portrait, I daresay it's lacking a certain gravitas.
But, if instead viewed as art, rather than as a stately portrait, it does make one think.
The thinking, however, goes like this:
"Charles Rex III, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia….";
"People were saying that it would be a dumpster fire after Queen Elizabeth II passed away, and they were right!";
"Hey, there was a sale on red pigment at Ye Olde Royal Art Supply Shoppe.";
"This is fine."
"Well at least it beats Obama's official portrait."
So, what do you think?
