Ne'er do well Quinton Marquise Allen from Detroit decided to rob a bank in Saginaw, and take a hostage while doing so.
The Michigan State Police then sent a drone over with a bottle of Faygo Red Pop.
When Quinton decided to Pop Up to get at the refreshing beverage, the MSP sniper Popped Off, and the hostage situation was fully and finally resolved, as was Quinton.
FOX10 News: Police used Faygo soda to lure suspect from bank before shooting him during hostage standoff
Faygo gets a couple new advertising slogans from this one:
"Faygo: The pop of choice of the MSP!"
and
"Faygo: Pop so good, you'd die for it."
1 comment:
Sucks to be stupid!
juvat
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