Saturday, June 01, 2013

A Strange Case Of Premature Ejection

Drinking, Driving and Whoopie just doesn't mix:

The Detroit Free Press: Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes

A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.

The Albuquerque Journal reports 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer in Albuquerque.

Police say Briones' female passenger was found naked outside the SUV after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head.

Amazingly they both seem to have survived this bout of flirtin' with disaster ending up shaken rather than stirred.

Briones, the cad, rather than gallantly ending the date, apparently tried to flee the scene and leave his prematurely ejected passenger behind without as much as a thank you:

Authorities allege Briones tried to drive away after the crash and leave his passenger behind, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition. He also allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.

Drunk, dumb and with your shorts inside-out is no way to drive through life son.

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