Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Stupid Criminals: The Not-So-Great Canoe Escape

Today's stupid criminal again exemplifies why they call marijuana dope.

It's because marijuana sure doesn't make you smarter.

Our intrepid ne'er-do-well decided that when the police raided his marijuana growing facility he would attempt a daring escape: Jumping into and paddling his canoe out on a pond on his property. A pond mind you, not a lake or river that actually might have gotten him somewhere to make an effective escape.

Not exactly a cunning plan.

He eventually came back to land after his brief paddle about the pond and surrendered.

The Detroit News: Michigan man tries to evade police pot raid in a canoe

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