Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Extra-Weak Horse

This will do wonders for the claim that Obama is a strong, tough president and will truly enhance our standing in the world.

The Detroit Free Press: Obama says he quit smoking because he's 'scared of' Michelle.

President Obama says he quit smoking for one major reason: First lady Michelle Obama.

"I haven't had a cigarette in 6 years ... that's because I'm scared of my wife," Obama was overheard telling a United Nations official on Monday.

Well, now that's quite a presidential pronouncement.

That rumbling sound you hear is Putin, Rouhani, Assad, and Omar all doubling over with laughter and delighted that they're facing off with such a pussy.

The dead-on cartoon is from the awesome Hope n' Change Cartoons blog, and it even predates this latest announcement.