Sunday, September 20, 2009

Dora v. I'm The Map Enterprises, Inc

Dora brought a lawsuit for negligence, gross negligence, reckless endangerment, strict liability and breach of implied warranty, and intentional infliction of emotional distress due to I'm the Map Enterprises' mapping route policies.

Dora alleges this malfeasance includes mapping instructions with routing through the most dangerous places wholly unsuited for a child and her monkey to navigate including jungles, wild rivers, oceans, unlicensed modes of air transportation, past poisonous snakes, spiders, marching ants, and silly fish. I'm the map never made getting to Abuelas' house simple.

Unfortunately, Dora was unable to have her day in court as the last directions from I'm the Map Enterprises that she followed:

- find the coyote - cross the border - amnesty!

were similarly defective and resulted in her being picked up by the US Border Patrol and deported back to Mexico.

This post brought to you by jet-lag, the kids insisting on watching Dora and the remains of a hard fought mediation.

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