Perfect trial record remains perfect.
The Judge should have begun today's court session with "Let the Perjury Begin".
The defendant didn't just take liberties with the truth, you might say he drove it like he stole it and then left the truth abandoned by the roadside somewhere far far away from the courtroom.
Won a judgment against him anyways.
There were times I badly wanted to use the My Cousin Vinny retort, but figured it would land me in contempt of court:
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