Coroner: U.K. spy found in sports bag likely killed
Because people found in locked-from-the-outside sports bags might have died of natural causes, of course.
The Detroit Free Press:
A coroner said Wednesday a British spy whose naked body was found inside a locked sports bag was likely killed in a criminal act, but acknowledged the riddle of how he met his mysterious death may never be solved.Coroner Fiona Wilcox said it was unlikely that the demise of code breaker Gareth Williams, 31, would "ever be satisfactorily explained," despite a 21-month police inquiry, and seven days of expert evidence to an inquest hearing.
Ok then, it's too much, I suppose, to expect the coroner to declare in the words of the Bard: "Murder Most Foul".
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That's also the "I sprayed water out my nose when I read it" headline of the day....
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