Our first report of stupid criminals in 2022 gives us not one but two stupid criminals caught at the same time.
The Detroit News: State police arrest woman for drunken driving after she picks up boyfriend who crashed
Headline couldn't fit in that boyfriend was also drunk and caused a crash, then he called his girlfriend, who then drives drunk to pick him up and speed him drunkenly away from the accident site.
The Michigan State Police got a nice 2-for-1 special, picking them both up in one fell swoop.
Well, at least they got to spend a romantic night away from each other in jail for their efforts.
Next time, they both may want to consider not operating a car while intoxicated and calling an Uber.
2 comments:
Hey Aaron;
You sure this ain't Florida?
Mr. Garabaldi: Michigan's idiots as well as its criminal class can give Florida's a run for their money most days.
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