Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Jett Becoming A Gourmet Of The Classics

Jett decided he had a hunger for knowledge yesterday.

He decided to eat the spine off the hardcover of the complete works of Shakespeare.

Hark! What light through yonder book spine breaks? Tis my teeth.

He knew he had done wrong. He was hesitating to even appear in the room where he left the evidence of his devouring the prose of the bard before I even saw the evidence of his foul and unnatural murder of the Scottish play.

I can tell you that there was much ado about nothing once the remains of the tome was found.

I guess he thought As You Like it was an invitation to chew it over so he could digest the finest in English literature.

Now he's barking in iambic pentameter. . . .