Monday, March 22, 2010

You know you're a drunken fool when...

You call 911 on yourself for driving while drunk. Really.

The Detroit News: Police: Drunken driver called 911 on herself

East Lansing -- Police say a drunken driver called 911 and chatted with an emergency dispatcher for 20 minutes before she was pulled over and arrested in a Meijer parking lot in East Lansing.

Police Capt. Tom Johnstone said today that the 27-year-old Charlotte resident placed the call at 5:40 a.m. on March 13.

Johnstone says the woman admitted to being drunk and had difficulty expressing herself but was able to convey that "she shouldn't be behind the wheel."
Wow, ya think?

That's the nice thing about Mondays - you get all the weird crime reports from the weekend to scratch your head at and marvel at how anyone can be that dumb.

According to the report, the 911 operator was instrumental in getting this idiot to pull over. Nicely done in getting this moron to stop before she killed someone or herself.

1 comment:

Me said...

Dispatcher:"So...you sound hot. Where can I meet ya?"