Kids Say The Darndest Things

So as I'm getting ready for work this morning and the kids are discussing how they can't share Abby's new (and only) lip gloss:

Abby (6 years old): And we especially can't share my lip gloss.

Leah: (3 Years) Why?

Abby: Cause I have a . . .(pointing to a cut on her lip), I can't remember what its called.

Leah (helpfully): a heart attack?

Abby: No, heart attacks only happen to old people, I'm not old, and my left arm feels fine and my chest is not hurting so its not a heart attack.

Leah: Oh, okay.

Some days you don't want to leave home because you really want to hear what will come next....