Monday, August 07, 2023

When You Allegedly Have Got 'Em By The Nuts

You really can't make something like this up, but it would have been even better if allegation was that he was using them for bookends:

The Detroit News: 

 Pontiac transgender woman sues to get testicles back from ex

A transgender woman from Pontiac has filed a court claim demanding her testicles back, insisting her ex-boyfriend is keeping them in a jar in his refrigerator and refusing to return them.

Weird enough for you for a Monday?

Just wait, it gets better.

The ex, when told of the complaint, apparently didn't seem to deny having the boys around. But, he told the Detroit News that the transgender complainant has been harassing him so much previously he had to get a PPO against it and had already removed whatever was wanted from the residence. 

Oh, and the transgender complainant has a prior conviction for assault for pulling a knife on another roommate, who was also transgendered.

Issues?  Methinks this one's got subscriptions.

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