Facebook sometimes compresses posts just right:
The image of a deadly salmon serial killer slaughtering Aztecs wholesale appealed to my Monday sense of humor.
You can just see this being discussed by SyFy Channel producers:
"Hmm, Deadly Salmon killed the Aztecs..."
"I know, we'll do a movie with archeologists opening an ancient Aztec box, causing Deadly Salmon to fall on New York and start wiping it out...we'll call it Salmonado!"
"The hero can be a Japanese Sushi Chef!"
"That's gold Jerry! Gold!"