There's a slew of stupid criminals in the Detroit Metro area with a few especially worthy of note for their stupidity:
1. A Road Rager ends his stupidity by chasing his victim to a police station and a well-deserved ticket.
The Detroit Free Press: Road rage victim leads suspect to Canton police station
2. Threatening to kill police officers by claiming you will bomb a heroic police officer's funeral doesn't help your BLM cause any, and it doesn't help that you're on probation at the time you make the threat:
The Detroit News: FBI: Man threatened to bomb officer's funeral
3. Threatening to kill the judge in your divorce case isn't going to make the judge rule in your favor, and the resultant felony charges won't help either:
The Detroit Free Press: $500,000 bond set for man accused of threatening Judge Lisa Gorcyca