Not just one village idiot mind you, but two found on the same night.
The Detroit News: 2 Orion Twp. men face 8th arrests for drunken driving
Yes they're both arrested on the same night at separate stops, each for their eighth drunken driving arrest.
If you've been arrested seven times already for drunk driving and you're still out there driving intoxicated, that's saying something both about the impressive stupidity of the individuals involved, not to mention the system that lets them keep being repeat offenders.