The Detroit Free Press: Michigan man charged with touching carts, claiming he has coronavirus
A Michigan man was arrested after grabbing shopping carts at a grocery store and claiming he had the coronavirus.Jonathan David-Asher Miracle, 26, also kissed the window of a police car Friday, the Genesee County prosecutor's office said.
Miracle was charged with malicious destruction of police property and falsely threatening people with a harmful substance.
It really is a miracle no one straightened Mr. Miracle out with a steel pipe or administered a dosage of high-velocity trans-cortical plumbum therapy after that threatening display of stupidity.
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