Things Heard In the Cockpit

I'm not saying in what plane or by whom this was said or anything.....

Flight Instructor (FI): You don’t need such a tight grip on the yoke. An airplane is like a beautiful woman, treat her lightly and she’ll treat you nicely.

Flight Student Who Shall Remain Nameless (FSWSRN): But what if the plane has read 50 Shades of Grey and likes that sort of thing?

FI (laughing): Shaddup and fly the plane.

FSWSRN (laughing back): Roger that, Shutting up and flying the plane.