Friday, August 30, 2013

Saying Sayonara To The Ex, North Korean-Style

A very harsh way to finalize a break up:

Kim Jong Un's ex executed by firing squad over pornography law violation

A jarring report out of North Korea that claims Kim Jong Un’s former girlfriend was executed by a firing squad last week ...... Chosun Ilbo said it is unclear if Kim’s wife had anything to do with the deaths; before becoming the spouse of the “dear leader,” she was also in that same orchestra. Kim had reportedly known Hyon for about 10 years, and their relationship ended at the orders of Kim Jong Il, though rumors have persisted that the two were having an affair.

While its good to be the King, it's bad to be the King's ex-girlfriend, especially once he's married and either he or the wife wants you out of the picture permanently.


Home on the Range said...

Not just her, but half of the wife's old pals as well. Their families got to watch the execution before they were all sent to prison camps. I'm still not sure why that country is not a smoking hole as yet.

Aaron said...

Hmm, based on that I should probably change the post title to: "Fifty Ways To Execute Your Ex-Lover (and friends).

North Korea's only value is that we can point all the starry-eyed socialist dreamers of a soviet paradise to look to it as the inevitable result of their twisted dreams.