The Detroit Free Press: Man busted in airport smuggling cocaine under toupee
Cocaine makes you do dumb things. Smuggling cocaine even moreso. Indeed, it can make you wig out.
A Colombian man was arrested for attempting to smuggle cocaine worth thousands under his toupee, officials announced on Monday.
The suspect was caught before taking a flight to Amsterdam from Cartagena's Rafael Nunez International Airport, according to Reuters and Sky News.
He had about $10,000 worth of coke under his wig.
Maybe he should have just opted for a comb-over.
2 comments:
Well, better than a balloon shoved up your rear, praying it doesn't rupture. 'Saw' the results of that a couple of times, no survivors.
Old NFO: Very true, sounds like a crappy way to go.
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