Wednesday, October 29, 2003

The First Rule of the Peace Process is You Don’t Talk About the Peace Process

Just when you thought the Middle East Peace (or is that Piece by Piece?) process couldn’t get any stranger, along comes a trio of Hollywood ‘heavyweights’, Danny DeVito, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt to bring about peace in the region.

Chance of Success of the 'Let's Just Be Friends' tour? Lets just say it’ll take more than The Good Girl, The Renaissance Man and The Devil’s Own to resolve the Arab-Israeli conflict.

Now if Hollywood really wanted peace in the region they would have sent soon to be Governor Arnold Schwarzeneger:

Arnie- "Hey Arafat, remember when I said I’d kill you last?”
Arafat- "Yeah man - You did! You did!"
Arnie- "I lied."
Arafat- "Aaaaahhhh!" Thunk.

At least that would be a more productive step on the road to peace and would save far more lives.

Hat Tip for the Friends Tour: The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller

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