Showing posts with label DNR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DNR. Show all posts

Monday, April 21, 2025

Michigan Becoming More Bear-able

The Detroit News:  More black bears seen in Lower Michigan. Here's how to avoid them, DNR says

Black bears are expanding their territory in Michigan's Lower Peninsula and as they roam about, state officials say the best way for residents and bears to both stay safe is to ensure they can't find a reliable snack in their human neighbor's backyard. 

Indeed, do not feed the bears.

The Michigan Department of Natural Resources gives some advice for what to do if you encounter a Bear, but a key effective tool is not mentioned for some reason:

If someone does encounter a black bear, the DNR said, they should not play dead (that will only work on a grizzly) and they should not run away (that can trigger the animal's chase response).

Instead, stand your ground, back away only when the bear stops its approach and make yourself look bigger by raising your arms and jacket, and/or standing on a rock or stump, state officials suggested. One can also yell at the bear loudly and always provide a clear, unobstructed escape route for the bear.

If the bear makes contact with you, fight back, the DNR advises, by hitting, kicking and using anything available like a knife, sticks, rocks, binoculars or a backpack.

 I'd recommend using something that is a lot more effective than a knife, sticks, rock, binoculars or a backpack if you're being attacked by a bear. Funny how they don't list the far more effective tool as an option.  

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Opportunity Lost: Chance For Huge Michigan Crawfish Boil Goes Up In Smoke

The Michigan DNR in Port Huron made the largest seizure of an invasive species - 2,000 pounds of live red swamp crawfish, found in a truck, which are illegal to bring into Michigan.

So what do you do with a ton of illegal crawfish? One would think a crawfish boil would be in order to celebrate such a seizure.

But no. Lacking such imagination, the DNR decided to have all those lovely crawfish go up in smoke.

The Detroit News: DNR seizes, incinerates ton of illegal crawfish

Such a terrible waste.

Now I want to go back down to visit Murphy's Law and attend a crawfish boil in N'awlins.