Friday, March 02, 2018

Unpossible - Shooting At Dorm At Central Michigan University

The Detroit News: Police hunt for shooter who killed 2 at CMU

Two people were killed in an on-campus shooting at Central Michigan University Friday morning, and the university remains on lockdown as police seek the suspect, a 19-year-old man.

They also said the suspect is still at large and urge everyone on campus to take shelter. The campus has been locked down since the incident occurred at 8:30 a.m. Friday in Campbell Hall, a student dorm.

Apparently this seems to be a family-related domestic dispute that happened to take place at a college dormitory during Spring Break pickup time.

However, this entire scenario is simply impossible: By law, the carrying of guns is banned from dormitories at colleges in Michigan so the whole thing could not have happened.

Or, is it just that criminals don't obey gun control laws?

2 comments:

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Aaron;

You know that DiFi and her group has stated for the past 20 years that gun free zones(Thanks Uncle Joe for that one) do work, once the miscreant sees the sign, he will obey the law.

Joe Mama said...

In an effort to locate the shooter, the news helpfully told the audience that he was wearing yellow pants.

Details like height, age and skin color were not mentioned...probably because they are so easy to change.